fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

stability:

psa stop admiring shitty people and giving them fame just because they’re hot