urgentcum:

this sounds like me

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing